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Bill talks to Mike Holler about his "Marlin", fish shirt. Our reporter, Cadillac Bill, visits a roller derby event and talks with the Hammercity Roller Girls. Included here is a chat with Stefi Spitfire, Graham Rockingham (from the Hamilton Spectator) and Peppermental. Back to the studio for a discussion about the difference between roller skates, roller blades and quads.
Bill then talks about taking figure skating lessons when he was young and wearing white skates. Then, off to chat with Tom Wilson and film his band Lee Harvey Osmond as they play "Break Your Body Down". Back to the studio with the Creeping Bent Orchestra as they play "My Sharona" for the credit roll.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 5 - Robert Gordon
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The Cadillac Bill Show's paranormal investigation with Cheryl Tyce. This "GHOST TALK" segment is at Century Manor, an old turn of the century mental institution. Plenty of good stuff here from Hamilton spirits. Back to the studio as Bill and the Creeping Bent Orchestra discusses creepy insane asylums (including a mental hospital for sex offenders).
Talk then progresses to how Bill got his hair do from the Rock 'a' Billy singer Robert Gordon. We then head off to a segment at a local bar called "This Ain't Hollywood" where New York City's Robert Gordon is playing with legendary Canadian punk band Teenage Head. Fascinating and insightful interview with Robert Gordon. Also an interview with Jack Pedler about his experience living in New York City. The show is concluded with the Creeping Bent Orchestra playing "Rock Around The Clock".
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Bill introduces the new addition to the set - a stuffed Canada goose! We then visit Sophie (the Dachshund) dressed up as a cheer leader. Bill then reports from "The Baycity Music Hall" where the legendary heavy metal band is performing. Interviews with Lips and Robb Reiner from Anvil; edited in, throughout various live footage of multiple Anvil songs and audience talk.
Also an interview with Nino Nicolic from Hamilton's classic rock radio station Y108. Back to the studio for discussions about Anvil. Also in depth talk about the studio bubble machine that doesn't seem to be working very well. Final credit roll to Anvil's "Metal on Metal" song.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep.7 - Doctor Scott
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Bill and Shane visit Gage Park. With Bill in his Justin Bieber wig, they play in the park to the music "Eating Out".Back to the studio for a discussion about Mike winning a "Zapruda" award for video excellence.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep.8 - Trick Or Treating (With The Bent)
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This is a Hamilton Halloween special including live performances from the Creeping Bent Orchestra also Bill heads off to trick or treat.
Glittery curtains, bubbles, fascinating chat about stuff, a stuffed goose and The Creeping Bent Orchestra. This is the Cadillac Bill Show.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 9 - The Royal Canadian Sea Cadets
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Bill and The Bent talk about Mike's porcelain swan. We then head off to visit the Royal Canadian Sea Cadets - (young boys and girls in training to be naval cadets).
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 10 - U.F.O And Dragon Special
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In depth talk about the possible existence of dragons with the Creeping Bent Orchestra serving as the "esteemed panel of experts". Bill scientifically, almost proves that dragons actually existed.
Glittery curtains, bubbles, fascinating chat about stuff, a stuffed goose and The Creeping Bent Orchestra. This is the Cadillac Bill Show.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 11 - Bomber Bill And The Bookmobile
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An animated film of Wing Commander Bill as he goes on a bombing mission in a Lancaster over Germany. Lots of fun, until he crashes into the Dover Cliffs while returning to Biggin Hill Air Base.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 12 - James Street: Part 1
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Reporter Bill takes us to James Street where we see the James Street Bookseller (a vintage book store, owned by Monique Doepel). Here, Bill plays a 1959 '78rpm record of his mother singing "It Had To Be You".
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 13 - James Street: Part 2
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Bill takes us back to James Street where we see Lynne Jury at "Let Them Eat Cakes". Bill gets some cupcakes here and takes them to The Dungeon Divas (a store for BDSM and other sexual and erotic devices).
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 14 - Bill's Parents
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Bill talks about The Garden Club of Hamilton, an organization that his mother is a member of. Discussions include "refuse containers" and "the adopt a bulb program".
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 1 Ep. 15 - Finale Award Show
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Season finale one hour award show. Bill announces that this is the final show and proceeds to hand out awards to all the principle contributors for the previous episodes of Season 1.
Glittery curtains, bubbles, fascinating chat about stuff, a stuffed goose and The Creeping Bent Orchestra. This is the Cadillac Bill Show.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 2 Ep. 1 - We're Back
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In this first episode of Season 2, Bill compares Hamilton to a giant iceberg. We meet the new member of The Creeping Bent Orchestra – FRANK VOMIT, who has replace MIKE WILLIAMS as the band's guitarist. First segment is of Hamilton's waterfalls as Ms. Chaos Divine dances in front of them. We come back from a commercial break and FRANK does a magic trick, followed by Bill introducing the new addition to the set – a fully stocked bar (so as to make the show look more "classy"). The next segment is a C.B.S. Safari Expedition to Killman Zoo. Bill, Janna and Xanthie are dressed up with pith helmets and safari attire (with a rifle) as they find Hamilton wildlife. Lions, tigers, etc and Bill makes a man made out of ground beef, hotdogs and a fish head to feed to a Jaguar.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 2 Ep. 2 - Allan (The Alien), Snake Oil Elixer & Ghost Talk
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Here is where we first meet ALLAN (the animated alien). He is in the back seat of Bill's Cadillac, talking about evolution and the creation of modern humans by his Martian ancestors. We then see FRANK VOMIT do a magic trick, followed by "Hamilton from above" – areal footage of Hamilton's downtown: Hess Street and its bars, via the Cadillac Bill Show drone. The commercial consists of a weird ad for the show with only footage of animals, followed by an ad for "Cadillac Bill's Snake Oil Elixir" (with quinine and radium!) Back to the studio for more Snake Oil demonstrations with The Creeping Bent Orchestra. Then a "Ghost Talk" segment with CHERYL TYCE, as she explores Hamilton's old tuberculosis hospital and communicates with Hamilton's spirits. Back on the C.B.S. set for a discussion about "boobie hatches"
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 2 Ep. 3 - Love Thy Neighbor Or Punch His Lights Out
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The show starts with a penguin that lights up and Bill demonstrating the Cadillac grill lights on his desk. Followed by a talk about "Demodex Folliculorums" (the mites that live in people's eyelids). ALLAN (the alien) in his U.F.O., introduces "Hamilton From Above" – aerial footage of Hamilton's steel factory and the local Hamilton jail. Commercial break consists of no commercials, just Bill and The Bent indulging in a few drinks from the C.B.S. bar. We then go to our reporter, MS. CHAOS DIVINE (dressed in burlesque attire) who does a story on a store called "Weird Stuff" (which is more like a museum of Tesla and old medical machines). Back to the set for The Creeping Bent Orchestra to play for the end credits.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 2 Ep. 4 - TG And The Swampbusters
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On the set with Cadillac Bill and The Creeping Bent Orchestra, talking about aliens. We then see a video made by Bill of TG & The Swampbusters called "Bayou Preacher". Then back to the set for a magic trick by FRANK VOMIT. Commercial for "Nicola Tesla Bobble Heads".
Reporter Bill takes us to see TG & The Swampbusters' CD release show at The Casbah. Included here, is The Hell Bent Rockers and Dave Rave.
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 2 Ep. 5 - Deer And Reptile Show
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The show starts off with Bill and The Bent being represented by finger puppets. Segment reporter, Jodi takes us on a nature tour of Hamilton to see some deer and demonstrates her skills at doing animal sounds. Commercial: one minute of Bill and The Bent making drinks. Reporter Bill then takes us to a reptile store to see lizards, snakes and other stuff – including "The Reptile Man"! Bill puts a 12 foot Burmese Python on his shoulders. Back to the C.B.S. set for talk about the longevity of tortoises. The show is concluded with The Creeping Bent Orchestra playing "The Bus Driver Song"
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The Cadillac Bill Show Season 2 Ep. 6 - Ginger St. James
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This episode has an animated, superimposed ALLAN (the alien), sitting in with The Creeping Bent Orchestra. In depth talk with Allan, followed by "Hamilton From Above" (from the C.B.S. drone, filming areal footage of Hamilton Mountain). Commercial is a preview of the rest of the show sped up. Back to the set with discussions about "anal probing". Then reporter Bill takes us to see Ginger St. James' CD release and a report on the new washrooms – also an interview with Ginger. Back to the studio where Allan sings a love song dedicated to The Cadillac Bill Show girls.
